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Saturday, 23 May 2020

A Final Caption

Huh. Apparently before I left I fully wrote and formatted this caption and then never published it. Weird. 

Anyway, if you hadn't figured by now, I've quit the TG caption game. It was fun for a while, but I've moved on to other things. More power to those who stick with it! 

Consider this a parting gift, I suppose, and do bear in mind that I wrote it like two years ago. 

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

June's Woman

Ha! Before the last day of the month by a few days! It's not much but still!!

Anyway exams are over now, and so, therefore, is school, and so I MIGHT even post more than one caption next month! Maybe I'll even get around to continuing that story I started last February!! Or maybe I'll completely forget about all that and just post a new caption at the end of a month's procrastination again!!!

And what does this caption have to do with the month of June you may ask?? Well, uh, there's a lesbian in it. Which is, admittedly, true of all my captions, but this month it's thematically appropriate.

Saturday, 3 June 2017

May's Women

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Anyway if you're wondering what this has to do with the month of May, the 23rd of May is International Biological Diversity Day, the slogan of which is "The Perfect Day For A Bunch Of Dudes To Turn Into Sexy Animal Girls", and the other slogan of which is, "Even If It Actually Happens Nearly Two Weeks Later", and the third slogan of which is "That Last Slogan Didn't Make Much Sense If You Didn't Read The Last Slogan, And Neither Does This One" and the final slogan of which reads "Actually None Of These Slogans Are Real, I Just Made Them Up, But The Day Totally Is, Look It Up."

Saturday, 29 April 2017

April's Woman

Ha-ha! The day before the last day of April! I am totally on point with these timings. I am so good at deadlines, guys. So good.

anyway enjoy this story about some boring-ass dude turning into a hot lady

WAIT DON'T DO THAT THING YET I HAVE BIG NEWS! THE SUBSCRIBER-ONLY CAPTIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR ALL TO VIEW, GIVEN THAT I HAVEN'T PUBLISHED ONE IN LIKE OVER A YEAR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG! ANYWAY THERE'S SEVEN OF THEM, GO READ THEM IF YOU HAVEN'T

AFTER YOU'VE READ THIS ONE, I MEAN

anyway now you can definitely enjoy this story AND SEVEN MORE about some boring ass dudes turning into hot ladies

Friday, 31 March 2017

March's Woman

Dang, cutting it fine with this one!! But I still made it. Gotta love the sweet, sweet taste of a deadline met.

Monday, 20 February 2017

February's Woman

blah blah stuff I can measure viewing metrics better if you have to click onto the post to read this

Saturday, 14 January 2017

January's Woman

Hello there. Been a while, hasn't it? Nearly a year, eh? Gosh. Wasn't a great one, either. Ah well. Here's a TG caption. Hoping to do at least one a month this year. To help me with that, I've set out a theme. I've also decided to publish the captions as plain text accompanied by an image, as actual caption images can be rather irritating to read on a small screen. If anyone still bothers to look at this site, please leave a comment to let me know if you want older captions redone like this. And finally, those who subscribe: I almost certainly won't be updating the subscribers-only page from now on. Should I release it to the general public, or would that bug you?

(Also, please tell me if you subscribed in my year off - if you did, you probably don't have a link to that page yet!)
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Friday, 12 February 2016

The Darkness Transforming, Episode 1

A BRIEF EXPLANATION

You may remember, a while ago, I asked about an ongoing story series in the (now-defunct) poll section. This here is the first chapter. I figured, hey, let's release on the blog's first birthday, why not? It's a touch darker than my captions, and updates will probably be pretty sporadic. Will the conclusion ever actually be reached? I don't know. But hey, should be fun finding out! And so, without further ado...

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Legend has it that, long ago, a dark mage named Lord Arandon controlled a villainous regime stretching halfway across the world. It is said that a great wolven warrior named Gabriella, possessed of speed and ferocity hitherto unheard of, finally destroyed him, freeing the people under his rule. Then she got lunch.
However, the legend continues that, one day, Arandon would return, stronger than ever. And this time, nobody would be able to stop him...

Darkness was coming, and on Mount Olympus, the Twelve were convening to hear the pleas of Haruka, goddess of transformations. At the head of the chamber sat Zeus, king of the gods.
“You may speak.” He boomed, his voice like thunder.
“Thank you, my lord.” Haruka bowed her head. “As you may be aware, a shadow is falling over Earth, threatening the lives of all that which dwells there. We must not allow this to come to pass.”
“Do not let your ties to that world taint your judgement, Haruka.” responded the king. “You are one of us now. If your mortal body dies on Earth, you will simply return here full-time.”
“It’s not that, my lord. There are billions of people down there, people who we must care for. We cannot simply stand by and watch them die!”
“Might I remind you, Haruka,” spoke Hephaestus, craftsman of the gods, “that direct divine intervention has been forbidden since the Old Times?”
“Aye, and with good reason.” continued Hestia, goddess of the hearth. “We never solved more trouble than we caused.”
“I agree with Haruka.” stated Hermes, messenger of the gods, bluntly. “Something has to be done.”
“Seconded.” Ares, god of war, raised a hand. “It has been too long since I have tasted battle.”
Zeus considered the dissenting opinions for a moment before reaching a decision. “Haruka, direct intervention is still forbidden. However, you may recruit agents to act on our behalf. Hermes, you will assist her in this task. If the threat comes to Olympus, then we will act directly. Until then, do as I have said.”
Haruka bowed. “Thank you, my lord.” She turned toward Hermes, who gave a smile and hopped down from his throne.
“So,” he said. “where do we start?”

The schoolgirl witch, Kira, lay peacefully in bed, smiling at memories of the day as she drifted to sleep. The school bully, Jack, had set out on another reign of terror, which promptly ended when Kira had turned him into Jade. Just as sleep was about to engulf her, light filled her eyes, instantly awakening her.
“What the…?” she murmured. There was woman in a white dress standing in her bedroom. She almost seemed to be glowing. “Yaah!” yelped Kira, pulling her covers up over her chest, even though she had worn a t-shirt to bed anyway. “How did you get in here?”
“I am Haruka, goddess of transformations. There is something I wish to speak to you about.”
Kira’s eyes widened. “Is this about all those people at my school I turned into girls? I swear, I didn’t mean any--”
“I know. If those transformations were not intended, they would not have been permitted. I manipulated your school to make sure everyone there was a candidate for transformation. Then it was just a matter of someone finding the bunny charm that would change them, and let them change everyone else.”
“So… you want me to turn everyone at my school into a girl?”
“Yes. Make sure to get the staff, too. But this is beside the point. I am sure a witch of your power has detected something unsettling?”
Kira nodded thoughtfully. “Yeah… It’s like, there’s something troubling me, at the back of my mind, but… I don’t know what it is…”
“Come to the recreation ground at midday tomorrow. All will be explained there…” and with that, the light engulfed her and she vanished.
Kira blinked a few times. Had that just been a dream? Was it real? Maybe it was both, you never can tell where magic’s involved. She resolved to head down to the rec ground tomorrow anyway. Even if she had just been dreaming, her classmate Brad worked a little refreshment stall down there, so she could still turn him into a girl. She smiled at the thought, and rested her head down on her pillow once more.

Deep grey clouds hung ominously in the pitch-black sky over the church. Within, there stood five people, chanting, grouped in a semi-circle around a strange circular symbol painted on the floor. A sixth person stood in the centre of the circle, completely still and silent. The others stopped chanting when he held up a hand.
“I pledge allegiance to the Dark Lord Arandon.” he stated, loudly and clearly, a sentiment which was echoed by the other five. “On this night,” he continued, “as was written in the Scrolls of Arandon, my body shall become a vessel for Arandon’s glorious return to this plane, for him to do with as he sees fit.” He gestured at a series of flasks around the circle, one in front of each other member of the cult. “The potions have been prepared which will facilitate the Ascension of Arandon into true power.” Each person picked up a flask. “Now, let Arandon’s second glorious reign begin!”
The others began to chant once more, and this time something began to happen. A shaft of red light began to swirl around the circle, and it started to rise, bursting through the ceiling of the church. A figure descended through the shaft, made of dark smoke in the shape of jagged battle-armour. The figure shrank as it neared the bottom, where it was absorbed into the silhouette of Arandon’s vessel. The chanting stopped, and the shaft vanished. The vessel stood in the middle, his mind consumed.
Lord Arandon looked up.
“The potions.”
The five each took the top off of their flask and, in unison, threw the concoctions at Arandon. For a moment, nothing happened, but then there was a great burst of force, blasting the five back. Arandon was now suspended in mid-air, in the centre of a crackling bubble of red energy. Energy which began to change him.
His short black hair turned red and grew all the way down to his hips, a bow appearing atop it. His ears remained just about visible, so it was possible to see them become long and pointed as his face shrank down to become smoother and rounder. His robes became tighter and the collar broke off, gaining frills, a bow and a skull-shaped pendant. The sleeves moved off of his shoulders and wrapped around his hands, clamping tight against new, slender arms in the form of gloves. The robes constricted against his stomach, to, causing it to slim down and curve inwards. Beneath the now-tight robes, it was clear to see his hips and butt growing outwards, before the robs split and “foomphed” up into a short dress, exposing, for a second, flat red panties which made it clear that the Dark Lord had become a woman.
The little bit of robe that remained on her legs wrapped around them and slunk to her feet, becoming stockings, as her shins slimmed down and a bit of fat built up on her thighs. Her shoes turn ruby-red and shrank to fit, the heel pushing backwards. Something began to push out from the top of her head, then, hard, brown structured which curved downwards - horns. An arrow-topped tail snaked its way out from her dress, whipping around experimentally, and black, leathery wings pushed their way out of her back, at the same time as her robes began to pull on her chest, causing each side to grow a mound which was slowly pulled further and further out, becoming bigger and rounder before ultimately settling as a pair of large breasts, the low-cut dress revealing a generous amount of cleavage. The red energy gathered in her hands, becoming long and thin, eventually fading and leaving a trident clutched in her hands.
Lady Ariadne beat her wings, hovering in the air, and surveyed her new, demonic form. She smiled.

“It’s so good to be back.”

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CONTINUITY GUIDE!

 - Lord Arandon's initial defeat occurred in "The Chosen One".
 - Haruka's origin can be seen in "Sweet Dreams", and she first noticed something wrong in the epilogue of "Happiness", which begins here.
 - Kira originated in my first-ever TG caption, "Kira's Diary", which was posted here one year ago today. Woo!

Thursday, 24 December 2015

Happy Holidays, Folks!

Hey, guys! Here's the first-ever holiday special for y'all. Enjoy, and, as the title says, happy holidays!


Sunday, 6 December 2015

Request - The Language of Nature

My God, I went all last month without a single caption. I'd imagine a good number of you though I was dead, knowing how the Internet works. Anyway, this is a very belated request from an anon who wanted a caption about "how a boy has always wanted to speak to animals and one day a bird talks to him and then stuff happens". I'd say I fulfilled that request.


SUPER-SHINY NEW THING: So that y'all know I'm not dead, I'll be posting a new poll on the left of the posts every Sunday. It might be TG-related, it might not be. In any case, as long as there's a new poll every Sunday, that means I'm still around and doing this TG thing. Plus, it helps me get feedback so I can write better captions, so that's a plus.


Sunday, 4 October 2015

Happiness 7 - Party

Let's see how that schedule button on the right works...
I've set it to 10pm by my time (BST). British readers, I hope you have your watches ready. Other readers: I hope you have a time zone converter ready.

Anyway, yeah! Part 7 of 7!


Originally, this caption was gonna be way super long, but I decided to simplify it. To see the rest of the caption visit this epilogue page!

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Happiness 6 - Shopping

Ugh, late again. I think we've all learned something from this.


Incidentally, can you guys read this? Seems a little small to me.
'Kay, think I've fixed it now.

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Friday, 2 October 2015

Happiness 5 - Beach

Hey, just because the last one was late, doesn't mean this one will be!


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Happiness 4 - Gamer

Ah, this seems to be a day late.
...don't hate me


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Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Happiness 3 - Delivery

As promised, here is the third part of our tale...


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Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Happiness 2 - Friendship

Part 2 of my celebratory 10,000 pageview special...


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Monday, 28 September 2015

Happiness 1 - Beginning

So, here's the 10,000 view special thing! Well, Part One of it, anyway. For the next week, I'll be posting new captions at a rate of one a day. These captions will be shorter than my normal ones, but hopefully you'll think they're just as good. There are seven, and they all form one narrative. So anyway, here's part 1: Beginning!


See you tomorrow for part 2!

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Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Beautiful Cherry Blossom

This is my first one in a while, and my first original idea, general release one in even longer, so I though I'd try something a little different. Hope you like it!


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Friday, 7 August 2015

Request - Sweet Dreams

Yay! Another caption! Nary a day after the last one!

This one's a request from Naotica to make a caption using the picture in the caption. Other than that anything goes sorry, I mean no rules. Not anything goes.


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Thursday, 6 August 2015

Request - Thanks!

I am literally so sorry it's been so long, but I've been having a real bad month, y'know? So bad that I didn't even manage to get one lousy caption together (I wrote most of The Chosen One in June). Anyway, here's a request from an anon who wanted "a boy changed as either a punishment or a reward for something, by someone close to him... And maybe ends up romancing them."

I hope to make my lack of activity up to you guys, but I'm wary of making any promises. In the meantime, enjoy this new caption, and let's hope it doesn't take this long to get the next one up!


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