Happy Holidays, Folks!

Hey, guys! Here's the first-ever holiday special for y'all. Enjoy, and, as the title says, happy holidays!

Request - The Language of Nature

My God, I went all last month without a single caption. I'd imagine a good number of you though I was dead, knowing how the Internet works. Anyway, this is a very belated request from an anon who wanted a caption about "how a boy has always wanted to speak to animals and one day a bird talks to him and then stuff happens". I'd say I fulfilled that request.

SUPER-SHINY NEW THING: So that y'all know I'm not dead, I'll be posting a new poll on the left of the posts every Sunday. It might be TG-related, it might not be. In any case, as long as there's a new poll every Sunday, that means I'm still around and doing this TG thing. Plus, it helps me get feedback so I can write better captions, so that's a plus.

Happiness 7 - Party

Let's see how that schedule button on the right works...
I've set it to 10pm by my time (BST). British readers, I hope you have your watches ready. Other readers: I hope you have a time zone converter ready.

Anyway, yeah! Part 7 of 7!

Originally, this caption was gonna be way super long, but I decided to simplify it. To see the rest of the caption visit this epilogue page!

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Happiness 6 - Shopping

Ugh, late again. I think we've all learned something from this.

Incidentally, can you guys read this? Seems a little small to me.
'Kay, think I've fixed it now.

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Happiness 5 - Beach

Hey, just because the last one was late, doesn't mean this one will be!

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Happiness 4 - Gamer

Ah, this seems to be a day late.
...don't hate me

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Happiness 3 - Delivery

As promised, here is the third part of our tale...

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Happiness 2 - Friendship

Part 2 of my celebratory 10,000 pageview special...

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Happiness 1 - Beginning

So, here's the 10,000 view special thing! Well, Part One of it, anyway. For the next week, I'll be posting new captions at a rate of one a day. These captions will be shorter than my normal ones, but hopefully you'll think they're just as good. There are seven, and they all form one narrative. So anyway, here's part 1: Beginning!

See you tomorrow for part 2!

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10,000 pageviews WOO

Well, 10,008, technically.

I'd just like to thank everyone on behalf of the band, and I hope we passed the audition for their continued support, whether you're a subscriber, requester (apparently that's a word), commenter (apparently that isn't), or if you haven't even made yourself known. It's only a small milestone, but a milestone nonetheless. I think I'll do a special caption for this event, but first I have to finish this month's subscriber caption. Yeah, left that a bit late there.

Special shout-out to Whatevr89532 for putting a link here on thon's (it's a gender-neutral pronoun, look it up) blog, which is the main traffic source for the blog. Thanks, Whatevr!

Read on if you're interested in STATISTICS.

I have the most pageviews from the good ol' USA: 5,045. By contrast, my second biggest source of views, my homeland the UK, has given only 1,071 views, followed by 1,004 from Germany. Danke! The country I have the least pageviews from (that's higher than zero) is France, with 102 (which, to be honest, is the total pageviews I was expecting by this point).

The most commonly-used browser to view this blog on is Google Chrome, which holds 57% of views, followed by Firefox an 23%. Silk is the least-used, with 41 views - less than 1%. Meanwhile, in OSland, Windows is used most frequently, holding 60% of the views, followed by Android's mere 14%. The least used here is the Nintendo Wii, with 31 views total - which I think were all me, to be honest.

The post that has the most views is "Requests are OPEN!", with 250, with the highest-ranking actual caption is Godly Power at 210. Of course, that doesn't count the people who read the cap without actually clicking on the title. The post with the least pageviews is A Grand Day Out, with a mere 50. I liked it!

Anywho, as I said, thanks for your support, and I hope this hasn't been too boring/pretentious.

Beautiful Cherry Blossom

This is my first one in a while, and my first original idea, general release one in even longer, so I though I'd try something a little different. Hope you like it!

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Request - Sweet Dreams

Yay! Another caption! Nary a day after the last one!

This one's a request from Naotica to make a caption using the picture in the caption. Other than that anything goes sorry, I mean no rules. Not anything goes.

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Request - Thanks!

I am literally so sorry it's been so long, but I've been having a real bad month, y'know? So bad that I didn't even manage to get one lousy caption together (I wrote most of The Chosen One in June). Anyway, here's a request from an anon who wanted "a boy changed as either a punishment or a reward for something, by someone close to him... And maybe ends up romancing them."

I hope to make my lack of activity up to you guys, but I'm wary of making any promises. In the meantime, enjoy this new caption, and let's hope it doesn't take this long to get the next one up!

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Request - The Chosen One

Man, I have not been feeling motivated to write lately.

But that's behind us now, so I should finish my request queue soon, then I'll type up this month's sub-only cap, then I'll (hopefully) be able to type up the Changing Room sequel I have in mind.

This is yet another request from the anon who requested Channel Hopping and Godly Power. Enjoy!

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Request - Godly Power

Guys sorry but there is A Big Problem.

My computer's being all messed up at the moment. Seriously, it's not even letting me use Paint, so I can't put my caption together. Thankfully, though, it can still do text. However, this is, like, my longest ever caption, so this is gonna be a big post.

Got it fixed! Boo-yah!

It's a request from the same anon who got Channel Hopping made, about a guy making a genie-wish to be a god and ending up a goddess instead.

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Request - A Manner Befitting of Royalty

This was a request from TheWGDavis (Or just 'Davis', as he was known in the comments here) to make a 'maid, princess or bride'. I chose princess!

BTW you guys, I just remembered why I originally decided to close requests. Basically, whenever I finish a request caption, there'll be a new request up before I can get to work on my own new ideas, so I haven't really had much of a chance to develop my own captions. Requests aren't closing - heavens, no - but this does mean that henceforth, requests will be taking a back seat to my own ideas, so there'll probably be a bigger gap between you making the request and me publishing the caption. Sorry!

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Request - Channel Hopping

Request no. 2, from an anon who wanted a magic remote transformation from best friend into loyal catgirl girlfriend. I'm not sure this is what they wanted - I think they might have meant deliberate, full mental change, but I don't do that. I try to keep my captions malice-free, unless I'm making a villain.

This may also serve as Whatevr89532's request for a part-animal TG, although turns out I've already done one of them. (http://tg494captions.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/blog-post.html?zx=9b8899250f35558f)

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Request - Loosen Up!

This here is a request from an anon on the last post, based on the idea of "someone who is too much into his studies and is not enjoying his life, turned into a girl that can be more carefree. Remember, requests are still open!

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Requests are OPEN!

So.

Guys.

Hit a bit of a block at the moment, but fear not! I have an idea. Instead of doing nothing so you all assume I'm dead, until the 5th of June, I'll be taking requests. Just message me or leave a comment on this post with your TG caption idea, preferably with an image to go with it (nothing NSFW), and I'll produce as many requests as I can, with credit to the... requester? Well, apparently that's a word, so there ya go. Requests are now OPEN!

EDIT: I'll be taking requests constantly, I've decided, but still doing my own thing as well. Just so you know. To find this post to make a request, click the "request entries" tag.

EDIT #2: If you're stuck for an image, check out this URL: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=favorites&s=view&id=11482
Assuming that works for you, it's my favourites list on safebooru.org, where I get most of my images. Everything on there is just waiting to be used in a caption! Except the ones I've already used. Anywho, feel free to browse.

Warmth

Phew, it's been a while...

Enjoy, and remember to follow, +1 and, of course, comment!

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April Fool!

Happy April Fool's Day!

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A Grand Day Out

I have a challenge blog now! It's here!
Accept the challenge.
ACCEPT IT.

Poem/musical caption experiment today. Let me know if you want to see more like this!

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Exercise Does You Good!

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Wish Beach + Challenge Poll

In my last post, I said to comment about whether or not I should do caption challenges. Nobody did. So I'll try a different approach. To save you all the laborious work of actually typing "Yes" or "No", there is a poll to the left. Voting closes midday on the 27th and, if the "do challenges" options win, the first challenge should be up by the day after that. (Commenting about whether or not you would like challenges on this post is not funny. OK, it kind of is, but please don't.)

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The Changing Room

Hello again! Now, I'd just like to start by saying a few things:
1. Some of you may have noticed that my second post, a caption challenge, has been deleted. This is because literally nobody replied to it. If you would like me to do caption challenges, then leave a comment here, also stating whether you'd like them here, or on a separate blog.
2. Don't get used to such common updates. I've only just started, so I have lots of ideas, but eventually I'll start to run out. That shouldn't be for a while, though, so don't worry if I don't post for a while. I'm probably just thinking what to do for the next one. Or writing it. One of those two things.
3. Google Docs kept trying to correct "dessert" to "desert" when I wrote this thing. Seriously, what the Hell?

But we haven't yet uncovered all of the Changing Room's secrets...

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The Hottest New Pop Duo!

Hooray! Another caption! We're cooking on gas now...

Metaphorically.

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Kira's Diary (And so it begins...)

Hello there. I'd like to introduce my blog, to begin with. Looks nice, non? Well, I think so, anyway. There may also be caption challenges up in here at some point. And I'd just like to say thank you in advance for all your support that I will hopefully get, and to say- please remember to comment and follow! ...If you like it, obviously. If you don't, then, just leave it alone.

Goodbye 'till the next time, folks!

...Not that  have any idea when next time will be, or anything...

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