A Final Caption

Huh. Apparently before I left I fully wrote and formatted this caption and then never published it. Weird. 

Anyway, if you hadn't figured by now, I've quit the TG caption game. It was fun for a while, but I've moved on to other things. More power to those who stick with it! 

Consider this a parting gift, I suppose, and do bear in mind that I wrote it like two years ago. 

June's Woman

Ha! Before the last day of the month by a few days! It's not much but still!!

Anyway exams are over now, and so, therefore, is school, and so I MIGHT even post more than one caption next month! Maybe I'll even get around to continuing that story I started last February!! Or maybe I'll completely forget about all that and just post a new caption at the end of a month's procrastination again!!!

And what does this caption have to do with the month of June you may ask?? Well, uh, there's a lesbian in it. Which is, admittedly, true of all my captions, but this month it's thematically appropriate.

May's Women

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Anyway if you're wondering what this has to do with the month of May, the 23rd of May is International Biological Diversity Day, the slogan of which is "The Perfect Day For A Bunch Of Dudes To Turn Into Sexy Animal Girls", and the other slogan of which is, "Even If It Actually Happens Nearly Two Weeks Later", and the third slogan of which is "That Last Slogan Didn't Make Much Sense If You Didn't Read The Last Slogan, And Neither Does This One" and the final slogan of which reads "Actually None Of These Slogans Are Real, I Just Made Them Up, But The Day Totally Is, Look It Up."

April's Woman

Ha-ha! The day before the last day of April! I am totally on point with these timings. I am so good at deadlines, guys. So good.

anyway enjoy this story about some boring-ass dude turning into a hot lady

WAIT DON'T DO THAT THING YET I HAVE BIG NEWS! THE SUBSCRIBER-ONLY CAPTIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR ALL TO VIEW, GIVEN THAT I HAVEN'T PUBLISHED ONE IN LIKE OVER A YEAR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG! ANYWAY THERE'S SEVEN OF THEM, GO READ THEM IF YOU HAVEN'T

AFTER YOU'VE READ THIS ONE, I MEAN

anyway now you can definitely enjoy this story AND SEVEN MORE about some boring ass dudes turning into hot ladies

March's Woman

Dang, cutting it fine with this one!! But I still made it. Gotta love the sweet, sweet taste of a deadline met.

February's Woman

blah blah stuff I can measure viewing metrics better if you have to click onto the post to read this

January's Woman

Hello there. Been a while, hasn't it? Nearly a year, eh? Gosh. Wasn't a great one, either. Ah well. Here's a TG caption. Hoping to do at least one a month this year. To help me with that, I've set out a theme. I've also decided to publish the captions as plain text accompanied by an image, as actual caption images can be rather irritating to read on a small screen. If anyone still bothers to look at this site, please leave a comment to let me know if you want older captions redone like this. And finally, those who subscribe: I almost certainly won't be updating the subscribers-only page from now on. Should I release it to the general public, or would that bug you?

(Also, please tell me if you subscribed in my year off - if you did, you probably don't have a link to that page yet!)
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